(This is a great post, dont forget it please!
)
One day lells won a ctr world tournament and he
was declared the best player ever, so he won a lot of money because he
has been a celebrity...
But suddenly he was driven over by a
truck and died and all the people beside his body start to rape him...
Long hours later, his lifeless body was trown into a dump and party
started. All CTR players drinking and talking around the bonfire maked
with the rests of lells' body was a great and pleasant thing to see and
then
alpha got shooted by his "best friend" qwerty for stealing all of his
chocolate cakes. LinkZer decided to put alpha on top of the All Time
CTR Great list and declare qwerty an outlaw, but the Argentinian
country
didn't agree, so declared war against CTR world to be fought in a pie
eating contest. Crash68 won, so he decided to upload pr0n videos on his
youtube
channel: in these videos there were lots of CTR players: Luca, Alpha,
Lells and Tom. Luca was disgusted by this situation, so he decided to
go away, but his mom saw his pr0n videos and decide to send him lots of
condoms, but luca didn't know what it was and thought it was chewing
gum
and he offered them to his boyfriend, who dumped him out of disgust.
Luca then ate one and thought it tasted of strawberry, which was indeed
the case. After eating the rest of them he suddenly felt a rubber-boy.
At that moment, the Jew Bear bursted into Luca's apartment with his baseball bat and asked if he wanted to buy double glazing. Luca's windows are all green because it helps him play CTR, so he told the bear "I would like to buy all the baseball bats you can find because i think they can help me while i introduce this huge vibrator in my ass while i shout like a bitch