[Game] Two questions, one answer [+16]

Haha... Now I show u that I can beat your questions lells:
I choose the second one, because u didn't explained where should my girlfriend f*ck me with that object. f*ck my ass? f*ck my mouth? hihi... If I have to choose, I prefer to take in my mouth a plastic nick than a man's tongue
But now it's my turn:
Would u prefer to...
1) Be improsoned on a table and suffer JigSaw's and Hellarisers' tortures, die, then have a resurrection on the same table, suffer again tortures, die again, and do that for the eternity OR
2) Have your nick cut by somebody that will obligate u to drink your cock's blood (without dieing), then the same guy cuts your testicles and makes u eat them, then u die, but u have a resurrection and the same guy makes u all this again for the eternity
???
If somebody chooses one of this I make him congratulations
I hope to stop this topic one day

I choose the first.V4E apparently didn't realise that it doesn't engage anybody to answer, since nothing of this will ever happen to us lol

Now moving on to less gore subjects, what would you prefer,

becoming the n.1 in ctr with 36 unbeatable wrs or

get 1000 € ?

get 1000 E

One day in the hell?

or

One mounth in the worst place of Brazil?

PS: Suppose that hell does exist.
EDIT: I feel like lells is really gay

1) 1000 $ I already have them
2) I know, It's just for fun
3) The second, cos hell doesn't exist and cos the worst place in Brazil is very bad, I know...
4) Zavanaio or Vidinadolo?

I dont know 'em.... Zavanio or whatever he's called.

Have a dreamed lovely night with the girl of your life and then when you will have sex, you notice that "she" is transexual, and then he'll rape you.

OR

You never have born/existed.

BONUS: Or have sex with an old man

now what?

I 'll ask a simple one seeing the difficulty level for the last one :p

Coke Or Pepsi ?

I prefer to be raped by a transexual.

But Vegeta's question is impossible. I'd rather be tortured than to choose between one of the 2.

Lols, I like Pepsi

Next one, Polar or Pura ?

pura XD
now next one:
Dingodile or......have sex with an old man

Why everybody have to jOke with the old man?

I prefer Dingo

Now, why do u prefer? -> be tortured for 24 hours, or say by t.v that u are gay

tesha started with the old man joke

I prefer say that im gay by TV becuase i am not really.

live without any tecnology (internet, TV, etc) or be a richman and live alone for all your life

Rich and alone.

Ferrari or Lamborghini?

Lamborghini 4 ever!!!
Lotus or Aston Martin?

aston martin

you are a slave, you only eat 1 meal per day, while working 16 hours. But you know that if you spare your money for 10 years, you'll have enough money to buy your liberty (BTWrayder you're 15 years old)

you are Roberto Saviano

Roberto Saviano because i dont know him

eat shit
or
read ten times the whole topic "HO HO HO! 2008"?

as far as I'm concerned I've read it 10 times already

Come on, read wikipedia when I write the name of a guy you don't know about... He's a guy who wrote a book about the napolitan mafia, the "camorra", but now the godfathers are threatening to kill him, and that's probably what will happen to him sooner or later..

mmmm the question???

I hope it will happen, so another damn man of justice will be definitely judged, and mafia will take a better control of the situation
Would u prefer to
1) Be 10th in TheGameHomepage ranking
2) Be 2nd in CTR ranking
3) Be 1st in something in giunness world records' book

Luca/sam can't answer

the 3rd of course. The first and second one never would make me famous

Batman or Superman?

(im a bit "out" for the studies )

Superman because batman has no superpowers! I hate him, cos he only has technological weapons created by somebody else... And he also copied BatCot.
Talkin about evils
Venom or Octopus?
(For Octopus I mean http://www.funnystrange.com/ninja-warrior/screencaps/minoru-kuramochi.php)

vemon

have sex with a white woman or with a black woman

mmmmmm

why nobody answer lells questions?? XD